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Ronny Jackson is a mediocre white man! You can believe that shit!

No, Taco Bell doesn’t stay in the intestines long enough.

It was the eyes(and face) and hands of the lady’s friend that had come over to help her deal with the upset chimpanzee.

Clearly, the only solution is for the CIA to arm and train the gorillas.

My god! did not realized chimps are that homicidal. And humans have them as pets or companions.  I remember reading about a lady’s chimp companion who just one day gouged her eyes out and ripped our her hands.  

I hope Momma Gorrilla took out a few of them asshole Chimps. 

“Ape must not kill ape!”

The Mark Hamill joker is the best

One could also argue that Gunn’s reasoning is a subtweet in the direction of Zack Snyder’s Justice League, which added a scene where Joker was on Batman’s team in the post-apocalyptic alternate future or whatever, but we’re going to assume that Gunn had better things to do in 2020 than watch that movie.

Aw man, a Gunn Superman movie could have been great. Could have been silly, campy, and given us our dorky Superman we’ve needed on screen for ages.

No jetski.

Who would’ve guessed that the rugged, independent cowboy types would actually be a bunch of pussies?

To be fair the oil market probably crashed 3 or 4 decades earlier when Tony Stark started building heaps of portable fusion reactors and then the Wakandans came along with their flying cars and shit. 

Are you sure that she’s not Mephisto?

“A PROUD Texan would just shoot them bees”

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

“And the American people? Even the blustery ones? They only have so much of a stomach for the shit that war entails.”

I ate like 8 different things at Taco Bell and in the last few years they have discontinued every single one of them.

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So DC/Terminator crossover CONFIRMED. It’s all Warner Bros.

Fun Fact: On Doom Patrol Silas Stone is played by Phil Morris, who also played Miles Dyson on The Sarah Connor Chronicles.