I suspect Kimberly Guilfoyle’s a robot too. Her performance on Monday makes sense if she was programmed to give the speech to an arena packed with MAGAts, but after the venue was switched to an empty room, someone forgot to adjust her settings.

Eric’s speech translates exactly the same.

HA!!! I imagine after they trot her out that at the end of the event she asks for her check...scratch that...she knows her father well enough to get paid in full up front.

Trump has never considered nonwhite citizens or residents as Americans unless they directly give him ego props.

Kevin Spacey is the Fiddler.

*Batman beating up goon*

Paul Dano is a fantastic actor and will no doubt be an excellent Riddler

Likely will be affleck is the one we start with, barry changes timeline causing us to get keaton in a fucked up world, and then when barry fixes the world we get r.pats batman. Its the only way i can see them expalaining R.pats bat in the DCEU

He’s actually just a gay fish. Here’s an inside look into his first campaign meeting:

Biden can read and write. Trump could never have written that list.

He could have taken this seriously and united and led the country, instead he decided to refuse to listen to experts, lie, deny, minimize, blame others, and promote conspiracy theories, because that’s all he knows how to do. Unfortunately, none of these actions are useful for, you know, actually leading a country…

“He has lost the will to live.”

And Hard Target! Brimley’s Cajun accent deserves an Oscar and Van Damme’s sweaty mullet deserved a Nobel Peace Prize!

For “athletes who got venerated without winning much”, I nominate Anna Kournikova.

Really?

I will legit celebrate when McConnell dies.

turtles, tortoises, and terrapins live a long time

The House votes on D.C. statehood Friday and is expected to pass the “Democratic-majority chamber for the first time in history,” but Mitch-ass nigga Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) has already vowed not to bring it to a vote.

WTF is wrong with Nadler? You have a sargeant-at-arms, fucking use them. Have Gohmert thrown out. You think they wouldn’t do the same back?