What was its name before it “mysteriously” lost its eye? I mean, presumably Eyepatch, but who knows.

“It’s a metaphor!!!” and “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” totally slayed me.

Johnny Five is disappointed in all of you.

Are you really forgetting motherfucking Johnny 5 from Short Circuit?

What’s the difference.

I love that this spat happened with a Brietbart goon. If they turn on Trumpenstein it will be glorious to behold.

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

Dear god, this comment:

their sticker should be this. ammirite?

Yeah it’s the best part of the series, I really think it is. When I rewatched the original trilogy before TFA came out I forgot just HOW epic those closing minutes are and I was like FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING SHIT. So good.

Starred for “bahahcahls”

Over/under on number of times callers refer to “those people”: 8.5

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

So that is why you unionized. To demand a pancake machine.

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS:

The funny thing is if you played that to Donald Trump he would probably believe he said it.

Now do one of Donald Trump saying: “I resign the office of President of the United States, effective immediately.”

Scientist have actually translated the sounds. It actually says “All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there”.