The issue with the House of Horrors match was a series of missteps by the WWE creative and marketing departments:

Vince doesn’t “get” Bray, and never will. The possibility of Bray either:

A clean win every now and then wouldn’t hurt Bray either.

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

How else to do you propose we whisk people through the domain of the gods without the occasional sacrifice or a rabbit or human rights?

AJ does it in Style. Says it all.

best response I saw on Twitter was “That uppercut would have turned me into atoms”

Yeah. That was the punch.

Shout out to Mauro killing it on the play by play.

Last time I saw an uppercut that brutal, I was watching a “Punch-Out” speedrun. Goddamn.

Great to hear Mauro lose his fucking mind again

Holy SHIT, that first uppercut.

Ja Rule might not either, but he did just fully take the blame. I’d fire off a lawsuit at him in hopes to get some of that sweet ‘Always on Time’ Ashonti money.

This is, no doubt, going to be tied in to a gimmick match in which large, flaming orbs are placed strategically around the ring. The first competitor to be set ablaze will be the loser, and will feature Roman Reigns facing off against a new character: The Asbestos Avenger.

LaVar Ball has no limits.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!

+RE2PECT

Excuse me, Barry. I think you mean:

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.