dougq8
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dougq8

Man, that’s crowded. - Rays fan

No. That was his parents’ nickname for his dad’s dick.

I loved that lame scramble technique. It was simply the lack of a sync signal and easily fixed by an electronics nerd in his early teens. I made a LOT of money selling Spice channel decoders at highschool

looking back, nothing made less sense than watching porn with your friends.

Ha! Yup. It would straighten out for like a minute and that was great, then... back to the squiggles.

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

Elle McPhearson too.

Kathy Ireland, man.

As much as the Cardinals and their fans suck, there isn’t a nationwide base of douchebags rooting for the Cardinals. That cancer has remained localized.

The kicker was, the audio was always perfect. Without the audio, it wouldnt have worked.

I can’t star this enough. Pictures of Cindy Crawford in a bikini were more valuable in my middle school than a bottle of booze in a maximum security prison.

It had bare boobies. In a pre-Internet world, that was all a man really needed. Damn millennial degenerates don’t know how good they have it.

And thus he reserves his spot for an episode of Deadly Women on Investigation Discovery.

Obligatory.

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

Chappelle’s Show spoof of the street interviews is 100 times better than any actual episode of Real Sex.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

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All I could think about at the mention of Branson

Imagine being so clueless that you think this is a cute little story and not incredibly shitty & fucked up.