Times New Kardashian

sans sterling?

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

I have never caught a home run from the other team, but if I did I would like to think that my arm that I broke when I was a child would come to life and I would throw a "frozen rope" from the outfield to home plate and then the Cubs would sign me and I would get to hang out with Chet "The Rocket" Stedman!

Also, we can't forget who to thank for Mexico being in Brasil in the first place:

Look, gimme the mike. Timmy needs it for his puppet show.

I'm writing an FCC complaint as we speak. Should "breeder-porn" be hyphenated or not?

"Totally up to him tonight."

Can they please not rub their sexuality in our faces like that? How will I explain this to my younger nieces and nephews?

Is she the polar opposite of Anna Benson? What is the spectrum of Pitcher's wives?

While I think this whole thing is a little overblown, it is nice to see a member of the Billingsley family make it past the 4th inning at a Dodgers game.

I think she's asking for directions to a better tanning salon.

God bless her. My wife's reaction to 27 failed attempts is normally far, far different.

Seriously, he's like the worst fucking defensive SS in the NL, and you are up 7 fucing runs. Do you need his hitting power or something.

Or Mattingly, for keeping in defensively deficient players when they're up by 8 runs.

Vin Scully is the calmest human being on earth.

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati

The arena security took their lessons in defense from James Harden.

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…