He didn't realize Jeff Goldblum hacked his mainframe with his iBook, rendering the drone's force-field useless.

so THATS why I havent gotten my delivery for amazon.

Diving Soccer Players vs Sniper:

List fails without this:

Oh god. It's like flashbacks of 'Nam.

Everyone knows Mexico's best athletes are lucha libre participants and drug cartel assassins.

Anyone thinking they're gonna get moved to Seattle is fooling themselves bad and know jack all about the amount of scratch about to get kicked their way in LA from a new TV contract. Even second fiddle to the Lakers is bank.

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I think they are taking this route with new WEE star Rusev (and Jesus Christ if you haven't laid eyes on his "manager" Lana yet then your boner is really missing out) but he's only beating up black guys and it's very RAYCESS.

I don't know why people continue to call him "Doctor" Phil either.

"It looked fine when I was there six weeks ago!"

I can't wait to see how they incorporate this into the Olympic opening ceremony in 2016.

There is no way in hell I am reffing that game.

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.