Because that horrible quality still highly exceeded the demands of the people who bought those tubs of shit.

These are horrible. Plus, they were always made of the expected BMW-quality, recycled CD jewel case plastic, too.

You’re doing it wrong.

Good, good Lord. I gave up street riding years ago. That little fucker would be the thing that could lure me back.

No shit. On paper, it sounds nice. But then you dig deeper, and see that they essentially skimped on everything to do with the motor and auto transmission. That 400hp is immediately mitigated by the overall mass of the thing. I tested the original G8, GXP and also the SS, and in every case was greatly disappointing.…

I am absolutely impressed with the look, inside and out. It entirely bests the GLA in almost every visual regard. That being said, FUCK YOU NISSAN for not immediately releasing a tarted-up version for the U.S., closer to the GLA AMG. Having driven that MBZ extensively, I can honestly say that it’s one of the most…

Holy shit! You’re a sad little cunt, aren’t you.

Considering the absolutely MASSIVE margins Chevy, Fiat and Ford make with their full-size offerings (and Toyota, to a great extent) - it still shocks me that Nissan could just let that category die on the vine. Do you know that I’ve had random people ask me whether I’d want to sell them my Titan? And it’s a banged up…

The original Titan (one of which I still own) had a great, unique look. Glad Nissan decided to abandon that for total blandness...

You know, the real answer here is: ALL CARS ARE RUINED BY THEIR OWNERS.

He’s just so full of WIN.

FUCK YOU!!! SHUT YOUR DIRTY, DIRTY MOUTH!!!

I have news for you, even when it loses, the table still wins.

Raiders at Steelers: I was sitting around drinking the other night while my wife was on Facebook when suddenly she said, “Oh no, Pat’s dad died!” So I texted my friend Pat (not his real name) and said, “Aw man, I’m so sorry about your dad. Lemme know if there’s anything I can do.”

Well, the right to drive your mom a little harder. Any further questions?

I’d have more rights if I were actually was in prison here in CA.

Except in California. We have fewer rights.

Damn it. Now I’m going to be late for work.

That’s one way to look at it. The other way, is speed hole!