The toilet brush he keeps in his waist band is what actually lacerated his kidney.

They must have a photo of you in the boardroom of their corporate HQ...with darts in it.

This is Jezebel, so I realize this is kind of a stupid question. But why the hell is there so much hot air about this gal? Did she recently cure some horrible disease? Win some kind of race? I only recall that she was the wife of the unfunny fat dude on that long gone half-hour comedy series. That’s about it.

Perhaps you’re lost. This isn’t Jezebel.

Quote your source. Or tell us where you buy your tin foil.

I see a recipe for hummus.

This is one of the least informed comments I’ve yet seen. That’s saying quite a bit.

Stupid cunt. Those people who died have nothing whatsoever to do with Putin being an evil fuck.

Namesake, you always crack me up. You have a true comedic mind. Cadillac; a luxury brand. Good one!

You drive a Mustang?

Agreed. It should have been closer to #27.

It took longer than I expected for someone to reply with those milquetoast examples.

It’s horrible. What’s worse, is they sell to such a backwards, hyper-conservative (not even a political thing) group of people, that even if they WERE to invest in some modern engineering, that same buying group would revolt and burn down their factories.

Boeing doesn’t make engines for commercial airliners.

I’m reading this out loud, in my Andrew Dice Clay voice. I approve.

Mom...???

I rented a full-tilt Fat Boy years ago, and rode from Chicago up through Wisconsin, and back down to spend a few days at Summer Fest. Awesome time! Would have been SO much better had there been the choice to rent anything other than a Harley. My God. At least it confirmed every single idea I had prior, to just how…

Voters in Illinois were presented the choice to be allowed to lane split, just so long as they mandated the wearing of helmets. They elected to still ride without helmets..................

I had a neighbor with one of those old e30’s back where I lived, years ago. Good GOD did that thing drain his bank account. Boat owners felt bad for him.

Actual physical buttons, you say? Maybe they should share a few with Cadillac. Then, maybe someone might actually buy a Caddy some day.