Never, ever, ever thought I’d say this, but they actually managed to make it look worse by taking away that beaked monstrosity they called a design cue

This puts Smith in an awkward position. He's too much of a criminal to play for the Raiders and not enough of a criminal to cheer for the Raiders.

Now that the Cowboys have all their weapons back on the field, there might finally be some room to sit down on Greg Hardy’s futon.

Dodge Ram

#3

Well at least he took appropriate measures to protect himself from dishpan hands.

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

only about 400 fans showed up

Wonderful, In 5 years we will have a new, good looking, lightweight chassis to swap an LT motor into.

Other things Joe Flacco considers too loud and hectic:

I still dislike this stacked exhaust look. They look desperate to be different.

And they still get listed after craft services in the credits.

Buying a TV 101.

Fun.

Did he get a big hit in a game, or did he separate his shoulders swatting away the villagers’ torches and pitchforks?

A seven year old Audi with 60k miles and 50% more HP than it was designed for.