Look at that face. Someone throw a flag for taunting.

So, then, can I expect to see some douche bombing through a stop sign while clogging up a traffic lane, on that candy-ass looking bike? I assume so.

Answer: Your Mom’s Mouth.

Seahawks: 0-2

One thing most people fail to realize (never told), which you mention, is that the effects of age-related presbyopia are magnified with laser eye surgery. Just one of the many, many reason I never have and never would dick with my peepers.

Too bad they can’t send a rover to the surface to investigate this stuff...

My only thought would be that it’s just a very small market, and the other makers are smart enough to realize there is no value in trying. It’s not that the Jeep is otherwise so great. Look at motorcycles: On the one hand, you have the HD crowd - and it doesn’t need to be said that they’re fanatical and likely ate…

Are you going to show back up to make any more factually fucked-up comments? Or are you all done for the week?

Not buying it. If I wanted a ~$60K practical performance car today, it would be the GLA AMG. It’s insanely fun to drive, and is really the best “hot hatch” you can buy right now.

Easy, bitches:

I think it holds great potential.

Fair enough. Take the obvious exaggeration as an obvious exaggeration.

I’ve ridden in a current Focus ST. It was such a poor tactile experience on the interior. Really, felt like a $15K car. THAT is the issue with these tarted up econo models. You might get a 350hp AWD car, but it still has the same brittle stuff as the cheapest fleet model.

That extra speed will simply make the water-bottle-plastic interior rattle itself to pieces that much more quickly.

Stay focused, friend.

I’ll have plenty of time to decide whether it’s captivating, when I’m sitting behind one going 50 in the passing lane.

Are Corvette owners easily offended?

It’ll be interesting to see. I know there is no lack of bone-stock STi models (from over the years) which have blasted to 60 in the nearly mid-four-second range. However, those are obviously driven within an inch press cars. Perhaps, that Focus number is conservative.

I only have about five-bucks worth of smarts, and was trying to use ten-bucks worth of word.

You know, and don’t take this terribly personally, but it’s hard to really appreciate the voracity of one’s statements, when one continually makes rudimentary spelling and grammatical mistakes.