Choosing “your” instead of “you’re” may also be an indication of your IQ.

If you work with people who schedule meetings for Friday mornings, you have bigger problems than when the game starts.

Soon, all school children will start the day with this receital:

It sounds good. But you’d have to enjoy it fast, before the fucker falls apart.

You guys should just have some links to the other “tech” sites which are actually reporting on the stuff right from the event. You know, the ones which didn’t shit the bed.

And some snacks.

That dank crap looks like it was ripped right off a ‘93 LX Mustang.

Do the BA Triple Sevens use RR Trent engines?

Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.

I’m always game for a nice juicy “Fuck You, Boston”.

No, you misunderstood the slam. The “JDM crowd” - the guys who spend tons of time, money, and breath, on tracking down the proper red hazard light button for their 1995 Civic.

But, if we could get the good stuff here, then how would the JDM crowd ever feel special again?

Good Lord. I can only imagine what it would take to keep a Nimitz in good shape. We regularly hit the Midway in SD, and it never ceases to amaze - just how MASSIVE that thing is, and how much work they must endure to keep the insides ship-shape.

No, we’re talking about real football. Not that stuff they pedal up in Mexico of the north.

New Jersey isn’t technically part of the United States, so they can get away with some bizarre shit.

Nissan Maxima...for the buyer who doesn’t know the Q50 exists.

Speaking of dumb shirts.

I assume just a replacement cigarette lighter for this thing likely costs more than $9-grand.

You could also title this article: I’m too fucking slow clicking “SKIP AD” in YouTube.

While maybe less embarrasing than anything the Skins are going through, that once in a lifetime trade certainly hasn’t amounted to anything for the Lambs. Instead of 1st-round picks, they should have traded out of the NFC West.