I recall a recent aadvanced preview from one of the manistream car mags, and they seemed to indicate that there would still be a manual option for almost all the 3-series models, with the sole exception being (I think) the 340 X-Drive.

GE Engines for the WIN, too!!!

I once owned a Prelude with something like a 8K red-line. But for a tiny i4 motor. Good Lord, over 8K for a 5.2l V8...

They’re looking fine. But that shit’s all mine. How the hell do you think I can even put up with this crazy old toothless alci?

Well, to be honest, we were mixing the Geritol with her whiskey.

No more whiskey for Gramms. How do you think she lost those teeth?

That sound like the term non-riders use to describe the sidestand.

What a fucking tool. Plus, I really hate White Zombie.

...and, that’s his fucking fault.

Teeth? She doesn’t need teeth. We bought her a blender for her last birthday.

You’re full of shit. You indicate you’re in Cleveland, yet I can’t find a single misspelled word in your story.

Shit. Then what the hell has my Grandma been giving me for all my birthdays?

I’m gussing the Russian Sean Connery memes are also likely lost on that poor bastard.

Top speed might not match the cars, but 0-60? Sure, it should be markedly faster than the RWD cars. As is, the current SRT Jeep accelerates as quickly as the SRT (non-Hellcat) cars.

Speaking of things we never see in the United States; when I was in Japan back in the late ‘90s, I found out Honda sold four-door Preludes over there.

You should do a sub-article on how many old GTR’s you can buy, for the price of a replacement transmission for the current GTR.

Edmund’s is doing a long-term test on the hard-top version. I haven’t bothered to read much about it, but I did notice that it’s literally falling apart in various places.

Regardless of Bond, I think that exact model is still the finest looking BMW of all time. It literally gets every single conservative proportion just right.

Looks much more like an old American muscle car. I like.

The New Horizons program cost close to a billion dollars. If you’re going to slink in here and grouse, at least get your decimal points in the right places.