Trust me, you’ll become terrible at a lot of things when you have kids.

Physics doesn’t care what the application is. Do you know the best kind of pans for baking things like deep-dish pizza? Backened (seasoned) steel. The same, shiny, unseasoned steel pan will cook half as well.

Well...as long as we’re the ones getting the cool shit, all is forgiven!

To be honest, having spent my fair share of time up that city; that town is ideal for mass transportation or uber. Fuck owning any form of nice care there. Hell, no.

More specifically, you could buy a loaded Corvette for the price of maintanance on a Porsche.

FUCK...FUCK...FUCK...FUCK...

It’s a shame that the Germans were such war mongering, genocidal, horrible fucks. Because they sure did make some really cool shit during the war.

Porsche is funny. As much as they’re both expensive, the Macan and the Cayman are both, arguably, better than their “higher end” and more expensive siblings - Cayanne and 911.

The GLA is certainly no match for any of the premium interiors from Audi or Porsche. Not a chance. But I am more impressed with the quality than I had expected to be, if only because it’s actually better than the CLA AMG. But, yeah, kind of mixed about that.

I like how he actually brought his styrofoam lightning bolt thingy. Would have been a pretty half-assed presentation without that.

I have, and it’s nice, to be sure. (Note, we’re also big VAG fans, and have the distantly related SQ5.) However, part of what makes the GLA compelling in its own unique way, is that it’s truly a small vehicle. It’s much lighter weight than ANY of the VAG models, including the Porsche, and it’s much lower. It’s like a…

I’ve spent quite a bit of seat time in a relative’s new GLA AMG, and I seriously love the thing. I originally scoffed at the over $60K paid for the thing, but now that I’ve gotten to know how well it drives, I merely gasp at the price.

Fucks for money? Well, why the hell NOT hit that up if you’ve got some cash to burn?

There’s more “food” content on the shelves inside Toys R Us.

Seems plausible. Even as a car guy, I still can’t tell you what their models currently mean. I knew the TL used to be their “sporty” sedan. But now, they merged models, added and subtracted various letters in the name, and called it a day? But I guess when the MDX sells more units than all their other models,…

This is GREAT! Now, all you have to do is find a way to end texting, and shitty car driving, and just maybe I’ll get back on a bike here in SoCal.

The cat on the left also died in its sleep.

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Ahem...”smaller size”...ahem...

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