"Sprays 2 Ways" sounds dangerous. Like it's going to shoot right back in your eye when it feels like it.

That would get my vote.

Screw the nav. Hows about putting these classic gauges in the new Porsches.

That's just horrible. Pure and simple. It's a travesty that Lady Gaga's music really is jigaboo music.

CT6! Soon to be sitting around on dealer lots waiting for big fat discounts from GM!

Yeah. The ZF 8-AT is really just about as good as it gets. If anything, fuel mapping and related nanny ECU issues are a much bigger hurdle to good driving dynamics, than anything else.

Well done, Jezebel readers. You're really impressing me with these high-minded posts.

Please, we don't move that direction. Besides, we already have enough shitty drivers from the northeast already infecting our nice dry roads out here.

I assumed that the Russian method of snow removal was simply to invade a smaller neighboring country. That's how they solve all their problems.

Bah...overrated. Plus, it really screws with traction. Out here, we prefer our roads just like our reservoirs. High & dry.

Florida? I've seen that before, on the YouTube.

Do you see my straw? I'm going to drink your milkshake with it.

What's the best winter car hack? Easy. California.

"Hey guy!"

Seriously? Now you're adding history to the matter? You've lost your entire southern audience.

Dude. Chill with that fancy calculus. "3/5"? No one down there is going to have a clue what you're talking about.

Well, that's different. It's in Georgia. I don't even think blacks and women can vote there yet.

Yeah, miss that damn thing.

I don't think the GTI necessarily attracts the same audience.

Totally. It was a sad day when Mitsu ceased, for all intents, to exist as a car company. Not since the Mustang / Camaro rivalry has there ever been something as compelling as STi / EVO. I know, Focus & GTI are players in that market, but they don't come close to replicating a proper JDM rivalry...