It hurts because it’s true. So very, very true.

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

I prefer less counties. Texas probably should have like 200, but the fact that Illinois has 102 drives me crazy. Of course, it you got rid of some of them you would probably lose Pope County which is home to my favorite website. It does not appear to have a website run by the local government but instead it has what…

This is just messed up, he shouldn’t get away with this stuff.

I hearby nominate Nick Offerman to be granted the title of Great American, so he can take his place in the pantheon alongside Woodie Guthrie, Rosa Parks, and Mr. Rogers.

Just saying. If someone else wants to fly with my kid BE MY GUEST.

So that’s what President Obama should have used?

Northern Ontario is more or less Northern Florida only with moose instead of alligators.

Fine, you look it up on the internet, I’ll look it up in my gut.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

Almost like you want a labor lawyer instead of a journeyman first-baseman to lead your union huh?

Marvin Miller

If only the players could collectively bargain this sort of thing...

He’s just following in a long tradition. For instance, Esteban Loaiza used to keep half of Bolivia up his sleeve.  

It’s all lining up.

The “featured video from Lifehacker” when I loaded this page:

“we’ve got the most talented engineers in the world working on the race cars”

Well that’s a nice change of pace since usually the Mets are the ones fucking people.

Please stop with this. The only thing anyone who knows hockey thought was that the Golden Knights would be “competitive” with was Arizona and the worst record in hockey this year and whether or not they would finish with less points than Colorado had last year. This whole made up “the league rigged the expansion…

Do the Mets really seem like a team capable of managing a Netflix account?