Trying to scam your way from 1st to 3rd is a time honored tradition among teenagers, or uhhh, middle aged internet commenters.

I went to explorestlouis.com and all I got was this stupid blow job

Mike Shannon is going to be deeply missed when hes gone.

So you’re saying Rendon has escalated his behavior from looking like he was going to throw a bat, to tossing it casually away? If this trend continues, I’m calling it: in 2024 Rendon will murder an ump on the field.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

Hell yeah, I started Marty Foster today in my Bullshit-Umpires-Do fantasy league. Ejections are 5 points, egregiously bad ones are worth 10.

Let me tell you a tale of predatory corporate ownership and media consolidation...

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

Likable Canadian dudeguy good at post game interview, to boūt

Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.

I come to Deadspin to avoid Frank Cusumano. Please, editors, let’s have no more of this.

Is Cousins good? He clearly isn’t the worst quarterback in the league, but at no point in watching him have I felt like, “yeah, that’s a difference maker. Back a Brinks truck up to his house.”

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

While doing penance in summer school 1969 I was constrained by the rule that only let you miss TWO days of summer session. Having already lost one with feeling crappy, I was up against losing two to attend the 1969 Watkins Glen Can-Am/six hour FIA race. I needed to pass the classes but, hey the GLEN!!! Solution? Use…

Kill God.

Somewhere, Jeff Fisher is holding his phone in his hand, staring at it, willing it to ring, and saying to himself, “Hey, they already fucked up their quarterback. This is perfect for me!”

“I resign as HC of IC”

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.