Hey found the asshole! Tell me, does your wife still fit into her Jerome Bettis game-worn jersey or has she had to upgrade to left tackle yet?

So...uh, how much coke do you think this guy takes?

Not so funny when its not Charlie Brown out there on the firing line is it?

Where is John Olerud’s Helmet when you need him!?

Penn State people are insane about JoePa. Otherwise smart people put their goddamn tin foil hats on if you mention Paterno. It’s the strangest thing.

“One day, when mommy and daddy are the boss, we will be able to take all the money away from our employees and keep it for ourselves.”

How dare you compare assholes to Mitch McConnell.

Also, let’s not get distracted from the fact that Mitch McConnell is a fucking asshole.

QPR I liked their colors and they won the first game I watched.

I live in ‘Cali’ fyi

Lane splitting is illegal in my state, which makes me happy. You wait in line like the rest of us. I still see some ride in the shoulder during traffic jams, which is still very unsafe.

Found the Uber driver!

There’s a correlation between a CEO sanctioning sex in an all-hands email and the company having a culture rife with sexual harassment and discrimination.

who does dirty stuff constantly but claims he’s not dirty

Phil Kessel’s obviously on top here, but who’s on the bottom?

Your first line means you should have stopped writing.

Sidney, you’re doing it wrong!

Pens Fans: Crosby is not a baby!
Crosby: I’m not a baby!
*crosby throws his bottle in a tantrum*

A rotten yam would be a more coherent hockey analyst.

Are you still upset about not hearing Chelsea Dagger this post season, 1 seed?