Thank you for providing the feeder road for my highway of hate for this born in Grapevine, Texas, son of a rich daddy, sloppy, dipshit, co-opting mother fucker. Grapevine fucking Texas, get the fuck.

White Mutumbo was off in the other room. Sexing.

There used to be a difference between outspoken Republicans and white supremacists?

Yeah, but unless you can cite another example of Curt being right about something, you’re just insulting broken clocks.

He’s making Phillies fans a bit happy that Joe Carter hit that HR, because if the Phillies had won that series Schilling might be forever associated with Philly instead of Boston.

Plus it’d kill your ratings, like Fallon.

What does it say about our Brit brothers and sisters that two of the dumbest, most awfully misguided moronic oxygen thieves in the Colonies are named Schilling and Pence?

“Also, can we quit doing the backwards K thing? I know it means the player was struck out looking, but there’s a lot of fine folks who really want to enjoy that third strikeout!”

If anyone is an expert on perpetuating a myth, it’s Schilling. #fakeblood

Nah, he was born on third, somehow wandered into deep right field, and insists he hit a home run.

I definitely wouldn’t call a 6-1 OT record “luck”

They were not shitty calls, stop being a homer and losing objectivity

I used to think no one could deny their bad play and shift blame to referees more than Flames fans, but boy howdy did Edmonton ever blow the doors of that competition this series.

Did the refs score 4 goals against you guys?

As an Oiler fan, the Oilers have got what they deserved.

In fairness, Lucic has a long history of not knowing what goalie interference is..

Would somebody please grab Lucic’s rattle? He’s thrown it out of his stroller again.

but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

“What has he really done to draw so much ire besides be outwardly Christian?”