The Daily Beast is reporting that Hannity (star of Hannity) is looking to leave, not because of any lawsuit or scandal

“Initially, insiders said, Hannity’s army of lawyers had hoped to discuss with Fox ways of protecting his 8-year-old primetime show”

Is it a passel, a murder, a flock, or a herd of assholes?

I assumed the NFL was allowing Trump to announce picks when I read the line about an orangutan.

I hope the Colisseum stands empty for every Raider game this year. Not even opposing fans should go. They wanna celebrate Vegas now? Then let’s just make believe they’re already there too. Fuck the NFL and the Raiders. And fuck any fans who show up for games the next couple years. You are traitors too.

If you were King of Philadelphia, I’d recommend cementing your alliance with the King of Jeans by arranging to have him wed your daughter.

No, no, no. It’s spelled “Injun”.

To be fair, Trump wants to destroy the existing economic engine.

Hey, maybe that would finally kill Wahlberg’s career. Since blinding a man in a hate crime didn’t do it.

Gene Simmons?

Cool? I’m glad he’s financially stable, and I like watching him play football, but none of that changes the fact that his shit is played out and annoys the fuck out of me.

Simmons is too busy penning a 10,000 word column about how Aaron Hernandez’s downfall effected him titled “The Tragedy of Aaron Hernandez for a Patriots Fan: The Two Extra Super Bowls (Stay With Me) the Patriots Would Have Won if This Generations’ Potential Best Tight End Hadn’t Been a Serial Killer Will Forever Haunt…

Really? I get the sense they’re both hanging in there.

Directed by Peter Berg

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

JoePa didn’t rape children, but he is rightfully lambasted for looking the other way when he knew it was going on because dealing with the problem might have a negative impact on his football program.

If that staff at Florida had actually gone to the cops with what AH (allegedly) was doing, he could have been sentenced to ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY YEARS IN PRISON before he ever had a chance to go pro.

“him”, not “them”—damn you to hell iPhone