Isis.

The real question here is who the hell punts in a Turkey Bowl game?!?!?

Whitey Bulger approves.

The sagest advice I ever received came from a Texan woman:

Last I checked, Wallace went to Wakanda and became heavyweight champion.

Living in Hollywood having a conversation with an East Coaster:

...Grapes during game 6: “If this goes to game 7 in Boston, there’s no way the Bruins lose”

“Beria pleaded on his knees for mercy before collapsing to the floor and wailing and crying, but to no avail. He was shot through the forehead by General Pavel Batitsky who had to stuff a rag into Beria’s mouth to silence him.”

Especially when the Demerol they used while installing said chest tube wears off in the middle of the night and there’s no doctor on call until 7am to prescribe pain meds.

I believe that chant would sound something like:

Well and truly fucked.

Trolling yinzers is both easy and fun.

Sadly, the King is dead.

Will the last hack commentator left making batteries/santa claus/snowball “jokes”please turn out the lights? Thanks.

“Well and truly fucked.”

“Subban Uses Ass to Wreck Asshole”

You’re bad at trolling.

Steve Bannon makes Tip O’Neil look like Jack LaLane