I like the way you think! Your elevator clearly isn’t playing with a full deck!

I mean compared to committing genocide based on the color of your skin it’s a step in the right direction...

Whatever. I convert toxins to a painkiller every single night right around the time I’ve hit my 7th Rainier tall boy. 

I think it sends exactly the message they intend to send: Pay this window.

Did you read their statement? Because to me the statement and the hiring of Rusty Hardin send the exact same message- they’re pissed off and looking for someone to blame.

“That’s not like him...” they say.

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

First and foremost, sympathy to those who lost a loved one, a teammate, and a friend. Opiates suck and have destroyed hundreds of thousands of lives just so we can maximize shareholder value at pharmaceutical companies.

If you’ve never been to a meeting, it helps, even if you don’t think you have a problem. I went to meetings once a week for two months and it changed my life. You don’t have to say anything and can just listen, and there are snacks.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

The reason Hope Solo never tried out for the NFL is probably due to the elevated injury risk.

And enough Toradol to make Barbaro a triple-crown winner.

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Also, opioids that haven’t been banned yet.

Amateur

Have they ever watched Army’s football team play?

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

Teams cut players two weeks before the season. Why should it be a one-way street?

Don’t undersell my man Kesey like that! I’m sure he was on WAY more drugs than Irsay. He could just handle his shit like an adult.