The fact that you can say “justice has been served for both sides” with a straight face is really all the evidence anyone else who responded needed to not take you seriously and just attack you. You clearly aren’t interested in accuracy, or rational debate, so the ad hominem is the best you can hope for.

The chemtrails are strong in this one

I’m not silencing you, I’m insulting you. Get it right.

What the fuck is your skin in the deal? Your shit-brained self isn’t even getting your GED, let alone into these schools.

I don’t know what happened to that band. I’m often too drunk to remember.

How’s my drinking?

So then why wasn’t football cut? UND loses more to football than to the other programs that have been (somewhat) recently cut.

Lemme guess. They needed an extra couple of million for an exercise suite in the football stadium

Either you’re a university administrator here to troll, or you missed the shit out of your calling in life.

Also, as numerous “family values a.k.a anti-LBGT” Republicans can tell you, you can, in fact, cheat on your wife with a man.

Yeah, all this really tells me is none of these guys work with women. There’s nothing noble about refusing to eat lunch with a coworker.

Seriously what’s the appropriate reason for a married person to go out for a meal alone with a member of the other sex

It’s a great plan, except for the fact that every NFL team is run by a bunch of rich, white idiots.

It’s simple:

They stood by a dude who whipped a kid in the nuts. But no way are they disrespecting the flag like that.

I don’t think you get to that level of nuance unless it’s an honestly-held belief.

It boggles the mind why anyone still thinks Sarah Palin is relevant to anything.

Sarah Palin with a bad take? You don’t say!

Has he really become too much of a distraction?

Man, fuck Jim Harbaugh for making me feel bad for saying “fuck Jim Harbaugh” all those times.