I always wonder why no reporter ever follows up with the question "Yeah, but what about the fact that your 'god' doesn't exist and your religion is just a bunch a fairy tales that have used to control the masses and persecute people for centuries?'

This'll all be worth it just for Strombone's Twitter take

Lupul would NEVER sleep with Phaneuf's wife. He still holding out for Amber Smith

To be fair, just about every trade Slats makes screams "I don't give a fuck".

In a somewhat related development, 610 WIP in Philadelphia reached out to Eric Lindros to apologize for saying he slept with Rod Brind'Amour's wife in 1999.

Wish granted.

Deport the Schenns.

FWIW Carolla is still does writing for his show.

Crosby still sucks.

Worst viral marketing stunt ever

At the same meeting, the Inglewood City Council also voted in favor of hosting the 2022 Olympic Games.

Bill- this is just a roundabout way of you calling Greg Howard an asshole, right?

Did a sex tape of her leak yet?

These boys have a bright future with the NYPD.

Too bad this didn't occur to an Eagles fan . Then everyone could pile on about what a fucking dirtbag he is and deserves every bad thing that happens to him.

What, no Aaron Purrnandez?

Nair For Men & Coconut oil.

Are you Jeff Conway?

This is the desperate act of an aging megalomaniac trying to cover his own ass when the game has passed him by.

This is awesome beyond words. God bless us everyone!