Holy crap, I hope you didn't injure yourself reaching for that one.

I thought kickboxing was the sport of the future!?! Lloyd Dobbler lied!!!!

Who do these people think they are, FIFA?!!?

In related news, TO still swallows.

Meh, he's lucky he wasn't playing the 49'ers. One of their fans would've stabbed him in the parking lot.

'Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who are every bit the self-plagiarizers Chad and his bros are, get a pass?'

$20 says they beat the Lakers

Meh, there is only one Ruud and Bennett ain't even close

The man's name is Regis, damnit.

If you mean vapid and dead on the inside, you are correct sir.

Ya know who has a Cup ring and almost identical (if not slightly better) career numbers as the Flower?

Seriously.

On the contrary, that pun is so god-awful, it approaches brilliance.

He's the best kind of cowboy:

"Yo Bear, what's Fonzie like?"

Cut him some slack. It's not as bad as his first pitch at the Mets game a few years back.

Meh, it's a bullshit, say-nothing interview typical of any player or manager after a match. He's playing the good soldier, saying the 'right' things in hopes of landing another gig. Man U's troubles were/are bigger than him. Ferguson saw it coming and VanGaal will be lucky if he can keep them respectable.

No, actually they're really quite funny, chiefly due to yinzers always getting reflexively self-righteous about defending him. It's trolling at it's finest.

"Over sensitive Penguins fan" is an oxymoron.