Are you an English major?

"the Sabres' controversial triple-overtime lossin the Stanley Cup Finals on a goal that shouldn't have counted"

Lucky she wasn't a 49'ers fan. Then she would've cracked his skull and stabbed him with it.

Brilliance.

Did OK against France & Poland, but got slaughtered by the Russian squad.

I was gonna say that logo has homoerotic undertones to it, but it's not that subtle.

Oh man! If they had named the team the Columbus DevoLution, I'd have bought season tickets.

That's not a logo.

Brodeur is no longer an NHL player.

I watch about 10 hours in the year, mostly during the playoffs, at a bar, during NBA commercial breaks during half time of Arsenal matches.

If pundits could predict results with the accuracy they'd like you to believe, they wouldn't be pundits. They'd be in Vegas making a mint playing the sports books.

Best thing about being a sports prognosticator is never having to admit when your wrong. Gives up the aura of infallibility.

I believe in this situation, the only appropriate response would've been "Rangers bar? Where do you think you are, New Jersey?!?"

Philly fans are fucking dirtbags

It too goddamn noisy!

Typical Philly fans.

What's the point of singling out the Flyers on this (aside from everyone on Gawker staff being a Rangers fan, even though y'all live in Jersey)?

Yep, keep eating lots and lots red meat. What's the worst that could happen?

Can't they just graft on a donor leg from one of the other 15 Staal brothers?