Fuck him right in the pussy.

I was gonna say:

1. Philadelphia is the worst city in America- clearly you've never been to Camden, Cleveland, Detroit, Gary IND, Stockton, CA or Washington DC, just to name a few.

But when it does snow eventually and dumps 12"-24", one of two things will occur: 1. the city will not plow the streets in your neighborhood and you won't be able to move your car for three weeks or 2. they DO plow your street and bury it under a six foot embankment of frozen grey slush, snow and ice and you can't…

Do the Corsi numbers show how the Habs are going to manage to unload his contract in a couple years?

Either way, it adds up to lots of sweet, sweet, billable hours that Ray Ray will have to pay for out of his next CFL contract.

Remeber when the NFL forced ESPN to stop airing that show about a fictional NFL team 'cause they felt it portrayed the League in a negative light?

"fucking middle-aged, fat, drunken, talentless boob Chris Berman"

I figure the audience for all of ESPN's non-live-sporting-event programming to primarily consist of mental patients and people trapped in airports.

Ahh, Kinja! Where America's arm-chair attorneys go to argue "intent" in regards to sporting fouls!

Considering how he's lived, he looks great...

That'd be Arsenal.

Since this is Vegas, any idea what the odds are on his abused ex changing her mind and deciding not to co-operate with the prosecution and the whole thing being thrown out or pleaded down to a misdemeanor with probation and credit for time served?

Keep wearing them long pants and you too will be sitting on the bench a long-ass time, player.

Ron Mexico got robbed

Well and truly fucked.

Yeah, 'cause the only thing a film degree qualifies you for is to be critical of movies that actually get made.

Baba Booey FTW!!

Well and truly fucked.

Unlikely. To Goodell, she's just another bitch in an elevator who shouldn't have instigated.