That's not the Queen. They're being trolled by Scott Thompson.

Show me a kid using a party app to choose a school and I'll show you someone headed to community college.

"a team of talented indie developers based in and around Hollywood, California"

I know my douche sir, and your analysis is both trenchant & spot on. Kudos to you!

He's asking because someone told him that Ronnie has all the money he lost.

How 'bout a "stay the fuck out of the club" rider on all their contracts? That should cover 90% of it, regardless of location.

And ironically Scott Stevens retired due to post concussion syndrome.

which would be awesome if it were true. The '95 Finals was Devils vs. Red Wings.

yeah Barry, quit bustin' the kids balls just 'cause he forgot the "eh?" at the end.

When the jurors at his trial heard he was out at a club during the break, they immediately convicted him on the charge of Being a Fucking Idiot.

Your attempt at trolling is as weak as an Arjen Robben dive.

Ireland is part of the UK.

The real debate Greg:

To me, he always comes up a little short.

You can poke fun at UK footie coverage all you like, it's still light years better than any of the middle aged frat boy, corporate carnival barker, hypemongering coverage of any US league.

When you make a goal look that damn easy, there's no need to celebrate.

...and Kenny G can defend better than all of them! The man's a beast in the box I tells ya...

Goddamn autocorrect ruins another punch line.

6. David Silva looks like Kenny G and Kenny G would be a better defender.