Bill Simmons is the 'Cool Dad' I never wanna be.
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Nice work. And when you're done here, go shammy Mr. Simmons' car out in the lot.
Sir, I know my douche, and I wouldn't call that a classic douche face. It's more a pushing-out-a-hard-turd-after-too-much-cheese face.
Is it gas? Are you gassy?
Holy moly, if I wanna listen to two old jews endlessly kvetch at each other, I'd just get a job at Canter's
Holy fuck. Saw the headline and thought I was going to have to dig up the undead corpses of Stiv Bators & Peter Laughner and sic 'em on their lily-white, corporate shill asses. Fortunately, that will not be necessary.
Yeah, though she's probably more popular with the Jezebel crowd. Cheers!
"Sprinkle's mother Annie could not be reached for comment."
Tim Howard can play on my hockey team any time!!!
Hey, if he was a hockey player he would've finished the damn game!
Uh, yep.
Holy shit, trolling yinzers is easy. And fun!
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The slurs will stop when Cindy stops snapping his head back like JFK in a motorcade everytime someone skates within 2 feet of him on the ice.
The only people asking "'So what does this mean for soccer in America?" are the asshats that work in Bristol, Connecticut.
Where have you gone Jozy Altidore? A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you..
Where have you gone Jozy Altidore? A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you
That's 'cause in the last year or two, the Black Keys have been getting the Big Label push. Before their music was in every Starbucks, used in adverts & ubiquitous on the radio, few folks knew who they were. Now, the common reaction is 'Those guys?!? They sound like a third-rate ZZ Top cover band!!', which is accurate.
...I should amend that description to include "who also like to look back wistfully at a time in America that never existed".
...because Bruce's audience has always been paunchy, middle-aged, white douchebags who's best years happened sometime in the early-to-mid 80's, which is the exact profile of most sports writers (present company excluded of course).
Tim Howard is the fucking man!