all takedowns should be this eloquent

I thought ESPN was something you only watched when you have no other alternative, like being stuck in an airport bar waiting for a connecting flight that's been delayed or an elevator in hell that has flat screen TV's. People actually take this shit seriously?!?

That and the bar at the Beverly Wilshire is apparently the 7th circle of hell

So don't watch. Problem solved. Next!

Someone's angling for a gig at Grantland

Betsy Ross was a sex maniac?!?

He had enough time & space to look up & maybe even take a step & STILL bury that fucking ball in the net!!!

BTW Dave Grohl was trolling before trolling was cool.

'Lana and the Nietzsche-ian Implications of Starfucking Fat, Middle-Aged Axl Rose Without His Wig' was always my fav.

Chin up mate, folks in LA all have veneers.

In his defense, he's squirting that water into the Stanley Cup

See : Romelu Lukaku getting knocked out cold scoring on a header and staying in the match.

Not to be out done by every yabbo with a GoPro mounted to their helmet, blocking traffic, popping wheelies on the freeway.

ESPN.

Rangers fans blamed it on the refs.

Quit your crying.

yeah! How come they didn't have any power plays in OT?!?

Cue the Rangers trolls saying the Kings aren't really that good in 3...2..

If this happened at the Kings goal, Rangers fans would blame the refs.

well and truly.