Jesus titty fucking christ, can we stop fellating anybody who's every put on a uniform?
Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McViegh and the Ft. Hood shooter all served in the armed forces. Can we question their patriotism? My brother did 4 years in the US Army and he's a raging alcoholic destroying our family. Is he…

"Moonbat"?!? Who's the author? This guy?

Oh, and fuck kinja.

I speak for goalies everywhere when I say:

Edit: Lecavalier has played center most of his career, but on the Flyers he plays wing.

In Florida of ALL places, weed should be legal. Hell, mandatory...

It's bloody brilliant.

Me. It's fucking brilliant. Nothing he's done since touches it.

Could be worse.

How the hell did 'Bay Area TechHoles'not make this list?

These guys should run the Knicks

...,and the 'fat lady singing' is Marty Broduer...

Need help here: back when Jags was on the Rangers, during a live post-game interview on a national NBC broadcast, one of his teammates said "Yeah, Jags, Jags, Jags. He's always talking a lot of shit."

Nyet.

.....which brings the median age of the ESPN on air staff down significantly, to just over 64 1/2....

Could be worse.
Could be the 76ers.

The tykes enjoy MLB 'cause they like watching Grandpa on TV

Don't sweat it, Bobby.
Anyone who reads Deadspin knows when it comes to soccer coverage:

Tim Panaccio at least knows a little bit about the game. The ones that actively tried to run Bryz out of Philly were beat writers/click bait trolls Sam Carchidi & Frank Seravalli with their "Wow, he's Rusdian! He's weird! His teammates don't like him! The team lost, blame the goalie!" story line they STILL beat into…

We started a new drinking game. Everytime that hack Mike Emrick crows "Oh MY!", everyone drinks. We were hammed halfway through the first.