This is a ploy by NBC to have one of their sponsors rush in and deliver it right before the puck drop on national television.

Nelson said the running back seemed "focused, cheerful and very wise."

Any decent, caring, person would've walked up to him and informed him that his god doesn't really exist.

Douchebaggery being my area if expertise, I'd like to inform you good sir that you are indeed spot-on in your analysis. The Double Hand Shocker is indeed the telltale universal sign of the douchebag.

Can we just skip to the part where this fuckwad is divorced, pennyless from his painkiller addiction, living in a crack hotel, his hands shaking involuntarily from irreparable brain damage?

Well, she seems delightful. Not at all full of herself.

Guess we'll have to wait until Fleury's backup replaces him in the 2nd period to see what his mask looks like....

I'll pay good money to watch Joe Rogan get his head kicked in any day.

Not a silly as a smug Canuck.

pffft. All about the Sisu, comrade!

Mr. Incognito, your rebuttal please.

I'm presuming they'll also stay open post-game for the silver medal celebration brunch.

I'm sorry, did I miss the part where he was asked "WHY THE FUCK DIDN"T BOBVROSKY START?!?!?!"

Did anyone ask him "WHY THE FUCK DIDN"T BOBROVSKY START?!?!?!"

Playoffs? You're talkin' about playoffs?

Nah, Philly radio callers aren't this literate...

...just to piss you off. Cheers!

Where the hell is Marty McSorley when you really need him?!??

Philly media has been such a marvelous train wreck of a shitshow over the last few years with him, Bolaris, Alicia Layne, Larry Mendte, Bill Conlin...