These folks are sure gonna have an ethical quandary on thier hands the next time they dine at Chick -Fil-A...

SNL's being doing that a loooooooooooooooooooong time.

Pffft. Front runner...

I have yearned a long, long time for a Chris Gratton reference. Kudos to you sir!

when has Brodeur EVER made an excuse for a poor performance?

Mark o' the Douche

Give it up, Fatso.
-Sean Avery

Yeah, and if he could score goals, the Kings would sign him in a heartbeat ...

This player should be disqualified. According to the 2014 Czech Republic National Men's Adult Ice Hockey League Rule Book, Chapter 11, Section 5b, subsection 4ii, "All players must have a minimum BAC of .175 at the start of each period of play." This guy is clearly a .090 at best......

Yeah, well in Philadelphia, they threw snow balls at Santa Claus!!!

The Flyers have always been a bunch of no talent, worthless, goons. Their organization is a friggin' joke, they'll never win a Cup, and thier fan base is a bunch of fat, retarded morons. And thier city is a shithole.

....and here all along I thought baseball writers were just a bunch of cranky old drunken white guys with an inflated sense of self-importance. Boy howdy, was I wrong.....

Cubes should be grateful he doesn't own an NHL franchise.......

The trip helped

Looking at the NHL's newest realignment, I thought they already were...

I have no fucks to give.

"Pfft. 'tis merely a flesh wound."

A man with that toupe knows a lot about being a jackass

HamNo neglected to mention the other archetype: Brent. Brent has a small ponytail, light hipster beard and sports Teva toe shoes at all times. Brent workout philosophy consists of: gluten is killing you, The Man is keeping you dependent on running shoes that are ruining your knees, and the reason you can't knock out…

Could be worse. If this was a 49'ers game, he would've gotten stabbed.