Damn, the Cryptkeeper really let himself go.

Source: Ezekiel 23:20.

Fairly sure this was sarcasm.

Actually, there’s been thousands of cases of progressive/liberal women intentionally getting pregnant, enduring 6 months of pregnancy and then aborting their child just so they can get likes on Twitter. If it were legal, which thank Baby Jesus it’s not, these same women would willingly endure 9months of pregnancy just…

Caplom is a puppet for jorni. There are a bunch of them, 6 that I’ve counted so far.

watches tv all day and still has the nerve to go on vacation.

And I’m sure the last thing we’d want to do is give a troll the attention they seek by repeatedly posting about them in every single story... OR... crazy idea... you just let people use their common sense to quietly ignore/report trolls and let the site admins take care of things.

The kicker is that spending money on those things ACTUALLY helps the economy. As opposed to it going to sit in some off-shore bank account.

You’re the Assman!

Not too long ago I saw a NY license plate that read ASSMAN. I took a picture, but it’s on my unsmart phone.

I once saw a van that had StickDad scraped off. It’s the only cart stick family I’ve ever appreciated.

This one’s pretty good, though:

Certain exceptions I might make:

This is a fine parody.

So these are all precious, but that first one really sticks in my craw:

I’ve been behind one of those actual “Fuck off we’re full” stickers and I resisted all urges to park my car in their fucking backseat.

I am just going to say it: If you are being asked to choose between a Civil Rights lawyer and a pedophile and that choice is difficult for you, deplorable is an accurate description.

Hmm, I wonder how she feels about the multiple women who accused Trump, her candidate

Brilliant prose. The entire last paragraph is poetry, especially “MRIs, SSRIs.” Thanks The English Guy.

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