Is that a kittencalamari joke? Well played. 

Even my mother, a trump voter but current convert, laughed her ass off at that video. It was well done  

I’ve done some construction as a second job throughout my life, and I'm quite honestly shocked that restaurant employees aren't number one.

I saw darius Rucker 2 weeks ago (not my choice, my girl likes country). I was not really surprised that half his set was hootie songs.

All of the stars for you, please.

100% agree. You don't fuck with people's food. You absolutely do flip them off or refuse service, but if you decide to cook for them, you don't tamper with the meal

So cis men dying is cool, but casting well known actresses, regardless of their gender identity, is not cool? I'm dumb, please explain. 

I have to agree. I never liked Conan(aside from his Simpsons stint), but that was hilarious 

The last time it happened to me, which was a long time ago admittedly, new jersey was offering 12 dollars off my fine for a day in jail

After reading so much news everywhere, as well as reading so many comments on this site, as well as conversations that I’ve had with my mother, I believe that the younger generation of this country will eventually prevail. I feel that the most delusional, willing, and complicit voters in this country(read:…

I feel like I have to mention that I have a friend who, while trying to say “Molotov cocktail,” repeatedly says “mazeltov cocktail.” This is the only other time I’ve heard that phrase

You took the words right out of my mouth

I’m pretty sure “casino” was the movie with the casino...

Women ARE more emotional than men. Meaning: women are more emotionally healthy, and more emotionally stable than men. Can anyone please explain to me why almost half of the country decided to vote for an emotionally unstable, emotionally unhealthy male?

Underrated pic is underrated

What? I’m confused about your opinion, but I know that if my ex girl owed me a favor, and it was settled by having her clean my apartment, I would still come off as a sexist pig. Why can’t exes just be friends and help each other? Double standards make my blood boil. There’s another way to think about it though. We…

Agree. I consider myself to be an extremely heterosexual male, but something about avennati makes my penis hard. Maybe it’s a justice boner?

That’s not a game. I do that anyway...

Baseball bat in the ass. Sideways.

Yes, wgn controls wpix channel 11 in the Hudson valley, where I live