I’m in Canada, and I went to the liquor store and bought a bottle of champagne to celebrate the first female US president. I still think the election was stolen from her. Best president you guys will never have.

Rachel Maddow is a minority?

Homie could cover his face in green concealer and he’d still look like a walking pus boil.

Please, please... Leave the booze outta this. It did nothing wrong

Did you see him on 60 Minutes? He was made up for TV and still looked like they paid a bum a couple of bottles of Thunderbird to do an interview.

Oh, this is looking good - Papadopoulos may have been wearing a wire. And thank god we get to say “Papadopoulos” a thousand times a during this whole circus!

I feel the faint stirrings of warmth creeping into my cold, dead heart. I want it to be true, but I’m wary, so very wary.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Congratulations, Mr. DrScientist, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a bicycle taxi which this lovely lady will deliver with non-stop friendly service.

The thing I always think about is when that mother of an Iraq war soldier who was killed (Cindy something, I forget her name off the top of my head) was protesting outside his ranch. Instead of whining and stomping his feet and calling her “Sad!” or “Wacky!” he used to have someone bring her water and told the…

I do not miss him as a legislator or as the point person for driving the direction of this country. Perhaps if he had more fortitude or backbone he would not have been easily swayed by friends and cabinet members into decisions that collectively nearly toppled this country. And his initial apathy during Katrina is an…

I’m not even American and my hate for Bush still burns! I will never forget his evil acts and the idea that he wasn’t bigoted (as comments have mentioned) is insane.

I never in my life until now worried about the country getting into a nuclear war.

More importantly:

Meanwhile, the US Virgin Islands are frantically waving at us and making “cut it” gestures. They were hoping he would never find out.

Back in the late eighties I was a young sonar officer on an LA class attack boat. Over the course of eleven days, we acquired and tracked two Akula boats in two separate incidents on the approaches to Holy Loch. We spent hours in both boats’ baffles, setting up all sorts of shot drills. One never knew we were there;…

Thank you very much I appreciate the kind words. I hope to keep writing stuff to keep you interest.

Boats are the cars of the sea

Stories like this are why I have complete confidence that our military will not in the near term be challenged by any sizable foreign force in any major war. Alarmists, representing various organizations of government or defense industry, will point to the latest Russian tank or Chinese missile and claim that our…

I still hate that dog.