every state, huh?

the DS games were good, for shame

that puts her way better than rein, a chode with no good skins

she got a david bowie skin literally at launch?

dawg, shut da fuck up, take your internecine internet squabbles somewhere more on your level, like the nearest pigsty 

man, we need to do something about white people writing samurai stories, they’re always so damn hokey

this looks .... not good? i think it’s the voice cast. i don’t know that cera and plaza are good substitutes for experienced voice actors. plus any adaptation of this scene is gonna feel agonizingly slow compared to the punchy editing of the edgar wright version

pig is so fuckin good. every few weeks i’ll pull up and rewatch the “you’re not real” scene again just to feel something

this was a very typical EU novel, in that it was terrible as fuck

well, the weird part is that it’s an entirely own goal in the case of the don corneo stuff, because his henchmen who source trafficking victims are entirely new, only made for the remake. like, they could have just kept corneo as he was in the original, he’d be still be an obviously disgusting sex predator, but they…

i think that’s timeline shenanigans. we see from the ending of Remake and Intergrade that the gang has successfully made it out of midgar. the bits where the crew is in stretchers is, i think, from the Zack Dimension where zack survived and is returning to midgar with sick cloud.

i mean, she still is explicitly an amazon delivery person, it’s namedropped multiple times

like, it’s okay to no longer like something, it happens to all of us. and i do agree that i shouldn’t have to watch wandervision in order to understand the next Captain Super movie.

io9 is mostly about sucking off corporate IPs now

what’s the worst?

golly, that was artless. exposition city, real “bad DM setting the stage for their homebrew sci-fi campaign” energy

a good tip for understanding the WBW: read some very basic classic children’s sci-fi/fantasy (think like a wrinkle in time), then hit yourself in the head with a hammer until you can no longer understand conversational english and your sort of jumbled memory of the book will be not dissimilar to what the WBW is. this…

Audra Heinrichs failing to do basic research and completely obviating her own angle and making herself look like a total damn fool? well i never

they made a character named Lucifer Satan and he’s boring as fuck, this franchise is so washed

hahahaha do you think this show is getting any kind of non-technical award buzz it’s a fucking high school theatre production