that’s what you were waiting for? lmao that’s embarrassing 

when you put it that way, the sequels saved star wars

aw come on dogggg i thought you were going to have some actual opinions and not just go “rottentomatoes dot com says these are denzel’s best movies” i could just go there to have the exact same insights, fuckin tell us what you think are his best movies! why are we even here!!!

It’s giving dominatrix, and I’m absolutely here for it.

at least you admit why (is there any publisher you haven’t burned all your bridges with?), but it’s always embarrassing for you guys to jump on the SEO by regurgitating other publications’ writing

yeah, i also couldn’t click the “see more comments” button

i have never seen you post a comment that wasn’t insufferable as hell. piss off and kill yourself

something really helpful when reading io9 is that whenever they talk about “mythology,” you substitute the phrase “funko pops” and that’s what they actually mean

man the people of this site have utterly rejected non-corporate sci-fi, huh? truly depressing to see

you aren’t funny or clever, is what they’re saying

“people” (or really, gamers) are going to get real mad at you for this, but you’re right. 13 years of slavery is just water off Clive’s back, and then he meets the prince of the empire responsible for it and he just says “hey can you give me a ride”

“full speed ahead” is not how i would describe a show that introduces its title character doing a zelda puzzle as slowly as possible in total silence

cool non-article. “this thing is sort of a good substitute for this other thing (upon which the first thing is explicitly based)” glad y’all are getting paid while you can

wow i think her fans sound awful too, we have a lot in common. she seems cool, idk why you’re making her sound like a supervillain

literally why would he know that his intel caused the clone wars? has he seen the movies?

james gunn had nothing to do with this lmao come on

people aren’t “defending AAA gaming” they’re defending developers, you know, the actual human beings who are overworked to produce your products, you retarded clown

if this isn’t your problem why are you here?

have you met gamers? they love misdirecting their anger. these freaks probably think BG3 was made by an all-male, all-white dev team

you don’t have sympathy for anyone but yourself, don’t kid yourself. sympathy isn’t a limited resource, if you believe it is, you’re a self-centered prick