get off the cross

nothing gets past this genius

Hard to argue that Reese’s Eggs aren’t the GOAT, but good shoutout to the Starburst jelly beans. All their flavors zing in a way that other jelly beans just don’t.

really cool to have a “don’t do what donny don’t does” level grammatical nightmare in a 15-phase final boss sequence that, at multiple occasions, will instantly and unavoidably drop all your party members to 1 HP before immediately following up with a rapid projectile barrage

if i met you in real life it would trigger my fight-or-flight response 

cucking fascists is always a good thing lmao

probably the dumbest minigame in the game so far! and that’s saying quite a lot!

sounds like a man who should kill himself if you ask me

by a strange coincidence, i’m tired of neil druckmann

a million dollars? that’s almost enough to buy two combo meals at burger king!

i know this is kotaku and research is just not something you ever do, but like a single glance at Paragon’s wikipedia page will tell you that Predecessor is another attempt to rerelease Paragon that exists right now

you should kill yourself

🚨🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🚨

this is not the same situation. there’s a big difference between an indie studio with a tiny team biting off more than they can chew and AAAA developers with billion-dollar budgets and thousands of team members taking seven years to shit out their next franchise installment because development scales have ballooned…

lmao kill yourself

kill yourself

.....six months? 

given how people talk about bethesda games, the amount of pissing and moaning i hear about starfield makes it sound like thequintessential bethesda game

very cool, pharah’s been gradually made irrelevant by adding a better flyer and more hitscans and now she can’t even fly, great, cool game you guys made