I wonder if this title was a reference to that.

I wonder if this sense of awe and wonder is how people felt when they first looked other famous works of art.

inCel Camino.

If you’re doing a space opera movie, it can be totally dumb as long as there are cool-looking spaceships, planets, and aliens. (Hey, it worked for Fifth Element!) And everything in these movies is just the most generic 2000s video game shit imaginable, like they took the most drab and boring sci-fi paperback covers…

There was a time when I would’ve argued that Battle and Star Crash were as good as any Star Wars movie, if not better, and... yeah, you know what? I’m still living in that time.

Yeah, at the very least I was hoping that Rebel Moon would have a 1980s Heavy Metal feel to it, but visually the movie was a complete drag, everything looked like an asset flip from a cheap Steam game.

If I were to ever finance one of his ideas, I would want him to work closely with the visual designers and visual directors and stay away from the writer’s room and the head director’s chair.

What CT owners think they look like: GIF of war veteran being saluted at while they walk into an Applebee’s.

There’s no three-dimensional chess here. The Italians, with their mark of products as “Denominazione di Origine Controllata” (and the French, with their “Appellation d’Origine Contrôlée” take original geographic sources seriously. “Parmigiano Reggiano” means something, as do “Chianti” and “Champagne.” There’s not a…

“What was absolutely clear from the footage screened though is that this Transformers is not aimed at 40-year-olds who collected the original toys and were shocked to see Optimus Prime die.”

Four year olds also like to eat paste...

Reject Modernity, Embrace the Weird:

“You’re laughing?? Moe literally just hit Curly on the head with a hammer which caused Curly to go whoop whoop whoop whoop really loud and charge at Moe but Larry opened a window across the room and Curly ran out the open window and landed on top of a fruit stall and then started slipping on bananas when he tried to…

Now that the initial novelty has worn off, I think people are starting to realize that this whole game sucks in very clear structural ways that can’t be patched with updates. The convoluted nature of the combat system, the lack of actual exploration in the open world sections because they’re either super confusing (as…

“how brave of this person to sit on the story”

Sure, you can look like the baddest bitch on the planet,

I’m upset by this game.

What is your point here, exactly?   

I think the takeaway is that this truck WAS casually advertised as bulletproof, with no further information - the actual information is that it is exactly as bulletproof as sheet steel. There are real, actual armored vehicles out there that have more specific, useful ratings for what they can resist. But, it’s…

Even more amazing, the game explicitly refers to this ‘Miquella’ character and repeatedly foreshadows his importance and shows his arm hanging out of an egg in the game which they also show in the trailer. So maybe he has something to do with it.