this is a ride for children

you’re really fucking stupid. i’m sorry a movie you didn’t like was successful, but please move on. your loved ones are worried about you

how many of those movies was she allowed to be black

so she showed the pervert her feet? wow uh she really uh stuck it to him huh

why do they need to be scathed? they fucked some people while being married to other people. demanding that they not “get away with it” is a dipshit’s game. what does it matter to you?

internet commenters, probably. y’all are old

dawg, this is not a single mother shoplifting baby formula, this is some fucker running red lights so they can get places faster. the former deserves sympathy and assistance, the latter deserves hammers to the kneecaps

no it wouldn’t lmao. the AI would just become the public defender and it would be easily outmaneuvered by the prosecutor’s office. in fact, why even let the prosecutor be human? just have them both be AI! or just cut out the middleman and have a single AI adjudicate every criminal case! i’m all for this!

when we all die in the water wars, i’ll die with a smile because at least the alabamans got to vote for it

oh yeah? well scruth bungleby (The_Cruspy_Nerd) said it’s dope as fuck to boycott the products of transphobes, so which youtube dipshit should i believe now?

pikmin is dope you fucking loser, why are you a video game writer if you don’t want to write about video games??

dude, why aren’t you buying every game then? if you care so much about devs keeping their jobs, you have a moral obligation to buy all of their games. luminous probably is sweating right now; have you bought forspoken yet?

The M&M personalities are trying to undo the ropes, but their hands are slippery from sweat. The candies are sweating so much, in fact, that the moisture threatens their very existence.

i mean, he looks like he’s 13, so like, whatever? his brain hasn’t fully developed, it’s fine

it’s a spooky scary zombie show. it is not, despite how breathlessly everyone describes it, a particularly highbrow or intelligent story or world. they make clicking sounds because it sounds creepy

you’re gonna flip when you find out who owns the U.S.

i thought halo infinite’s battle passes were non-limited, but because halo didn’t die it was murdered 343 ruined the series etc, nobody really talks about that

exactly how upset am i supposed to be about an older man dating a 30-year-old? are people in their 30s still vulnerable children incapable of making decisions? this isn’t someone dating someone fresh out of undergrad, this is someone dating a woman who has probably bought a house

Which makes sense if you think about it for even half a second, but clearly, I hadn’t been thinking.