life is short and what we can experience in that time is limited. that’s why i think i will not spend my brief time on this earth checking to see what all my favorite foods taste like dunked in skim milk

i thought it was funny

like, we can all agree kinja sites in general have shit copyediting, but literally nobody on the planet cares about whether the apostrophe curls one way or the other

literally what are they supposed to do? make a more exciting commercial so that the losers in their fanbase can cum again? the most useful thing they could do is develop the memetic psychovirus from snow crash so they can kill their entire playerbase, but that costs money

the commercial was bad! the advertisement for the game i already play did not make me excited! i am frothing mad about this! i am furious! fuck you riot! next time make your commercials exciting!

elon musk and hideo kojima, two equally comparable individuals, they both have done similar bad things

you should have started by calling TLOU a 10/10 game, that way i would have known to disregard your comment from the start and not read 8 paragraphs of drivel

aw boo hoo a bunch of people who shouldn’t be in a place had to leave that really sucks i really feel for the good old reformed killer who had to leave because somebody else reminded people why they should all fucking hate him

and post on the weekend? fuck you

hold up, let him cook

dipshit with no reading comprehension posts on jezebel

damn a famous person is selling a memoir? that’s fucked up. i feel sick, i can’t believe this is happening. somebody needs to do something about this.

Internet Loser Discovers Headlines

it is a shame that holocaust deniers are having their names tarnished by being associated with vtubers and AI

lmao fuck yeah Only Good Healer getting even better

huh, i wonder whether kotaku, the video game website, has its own take on how the game plays and not just a regurgitation of other publications’ takes

sick, does that mean i, a hitman 3 owner, get the hitman 2 dlc levels for free? because i always meant to pick those up and never did

personally i would simply never write 10 paragraphs detailing how i took the biggest L in my professional career, but that’s just me

what a fucking moron

man, remember monster? imagine trying to get that made today instead of some of the worst shit you could possibly imagine