you don’t have to keep doing this, sisi. they don’t have your child at gunpoint or anything, you don’t have to keep posting “genshin impact is the most exploitative game of all time and that’s based, actually!” articles that make you the laughingstock of the internet. you can be free

what’s the ratio of “Fun Things” versus “Crawling Through A Tight Spot While The game Loads The Next Zone”? because that ratio was intolerable in the first one

Creepy Pedophile Loses Job

the paycheck, one imagines

the aesthetic of blame (and, to a lesser degree, the rest of nihei’s work) is something that’s crying out for a full exploration in a big video game. i know it’s the cliche, but fromsoft is so good at conveying complicated moods through environmental design that i’d love to see them pivot to a fucked-up…

not gonna lie, y’all need some better food photography if you want to say things about “maximum enjoyment” because fluorescent-lit smartphone shots of chain pizza is about as appetizing as gravel

from what i understand, this technique is only really feasible on certain shorter tracks with tighter corners. a standard sized track with a longer turn probably isn’t going to have the same speed-saving potential

man, image compression is not doing this any favors

doesn’t it also only work because this particular track is so short? trying this on a longer track with wider corners probably isn’t as effective

i hate the anise flavor of licorice, but i have to assume that it would be more tolerable, possibly even enjoyable, in a form that doesn’t require being chewed for 60 seconds straight

wrong hemsworth

did it “drive off the central star” or did the central star get a more lucrative deal to play the most famous comic book character in multiple blockbuster movies? who can say

i wonder if henry cavill himself feels some kinda way about being used as this ur-reddit archetype. like, he’s talked in interviews about being into pc gaming and warhammer and shit, but they make him out on reddit and other insufferable online nerd spaces to be “our guy” to an absurd degree, like keanu reeves your…

not to spoil too much, but kratos feels sad about being a dad, atreus resents kratos for being too weak/strong, kratos ends up disciplining his son too harshly, but they mend the bridge with some sort of stoic display of masculinity, and they never mention the wife and child that he murdered. they also do a completely…

well if the superhero names are the ones who got in early, wouldn’t they be obviously more skilled at the game?

i wish that was true

oh wow, this game is so based ACAB fuck 12 because they disincentivize you from fighting the police!! haha wow they really stuck it to the pigs by making them pointless to fight!! i bet the cops are FUMING now that a batman game has portrayed them as a force that cannot be meaningfully opposed!

wait, we like latino/a characters who pepper their english dialogue with a “familia” or “cabron” or “policia” or “hermano” now? lol

you’re going to start shooting if people try to enforce speed limits? i hope you die in a car crash, actually. go to hell

all of the things in this article sound unambiguously positive, but they’re framed as terrible deal-breakers?