i don’t trust this guy actually

call of duty is though

she died sobbing and under 700 million tons of stone, with her kingdom in tatters and her entire family dead, she didn’t win lmao

honestly, congrats to kotaku for getting a preview of a AAA game instead of being blacklisted and forced to report on other outlets’ coverage. too bad it had to be for the sequel to the most overpraised game of all time, but i guess you guys literally can’t be choosers anymore

i mean, that would make sense, since santa monica studios also doesn’t make good games

had a moment where i thought the NOPE guy was getting into fistfights

there is a god!

did you read none of the article you’re trying to dunk on??? fuck, you wrote like 8 paragraphs about how you’re so much smarter than everyone else, but you didn’t even bother to read how the author actually addressed all of your points in the original piece! you are so pathetic, but congrats on getting your…

i feel like claiming, as the headline/subhead do, that you were non-consensually exposed to random dicks is maybe a bit misleading, considering you were in the men’s bathroom watching men piss at the time

i think even a week’s salary for a week of work would be a decent start

you don’t believe this, right? like, i have so little faith in the general intelligence of people these days, but you cannot possibly believe the things you’re saying, right?

honestly, the best equipment you can find is gonna be in dungeons, the big legacy dungeons like stormveil in particular. i’m doing a fresh replay and i’m about at the same place as you and i’m remembering why i stuck with my bloodhound fang setup for so much of my first run

Of course, she was no abortion rights

i mean, it does sound like he went to a hotel and ran a generator in the parking lot all night long, so he probably did impact some non-willing people

good description of candace mcduffie

what the fuck? kotaku publishing an actually thoughtful piece? has the world come to an end?

this looks so fucking bad lmao jesus christ you people thinking these look convincing must either have stock in whatever ai tech company produced them or i am drastically overestimating the general public’s literacy 

tom holland? lmao get real

what’s the tipping situation in venues like this? if i won a fat stack like robbi, i would feel pretty cavalier about tossing some of the employees a chip worth 5k or so, but i bet there’s venue policies preventing employees from accepting tips like that.

i’m not in the beta, but i’ve been watching videos since the game’s announcement and it looks “overpowered” only in the sense that it’s gonna catch noobs. anybody who spends like two hours in the game is going to figure out counterplay, i’ve seen a video where every time one player throws it out, the opponent reacts…