no, bullshit, there is no way sekiro — the FromSoft game with the closest thing to an optimally correct way to play — hasn’t been no-hit run before in the like 4+ years since it came out

kylie probably pitched the assignment herself. she likes being hurtful, it’s what gets her up in the morning

jezebel has been a laughable site for years. if it ever had any value — if it ever was the actual bastion of feminist writers it claims to be — those days have long passed, and all that’s left is a long downhill path to irrelevancy, paved by shitty sub-buzzfeed-tier listicles and gossip columns by hacks who don’t…

okay, so....don’t preorder? like, if this was swag that could give you an actual early leg up in the game, or exclusive to preorders, people would be hopping mad. all this means is that people don’t have to feel incentivized to preorder, which is a good thing, i figured. why are we acting like gamefreak fucked up?

“racists hate a show for racist reasons, therefore you have an imperative to defend an evil corporation” is weirder, imo

i bet i can think of one source that probably is less valid than the more familiar sources, and it’s the one making a billion-dollar fanfic show

it’s amazon, why should anybody spare an instant of their life defending their products? i thought the boys was alright and i’d still cackle with glee if it ended up losing amazon money

If you find yourself lined up with racists, that’s a you issue.

the answer to your question can be found in its sixth word

what is “the loop” in this case? is it “a few sub-100-follower chucklefucks on Twitter”?

come on. this is both Amazon-produced fanfiction of both a beloved writer’s work and a nostalgia-baiting rehash of a beloved film series. there is nothing about it — nothing! — that should inspire any kind of defense. so they spent a billion dollars on it? so what? that just means it would be even funnier if it…

mostly just fascinated by the decision to not capitalize “big” in the headline

no it doesn’t

it’s honestly sad that you consider yourself less valuable than a machine. work on yourself, find some self-worth, ffs

shut the fuck up retard. if you believe a machine has equal inherent value to a human, then kill yourself so we can replace you with a gameboy

well, it’s emblematic of the worst cunts the human race has to offer, like you

this is pathetic. wow, congratulations, you gave up on any kind of self-improvement and now you’ve outsourced your creative expression to a machine. good job.

it isn’t art. if you want to call it art, you’re playing into the hands of the techbros and vulture capitalists who want this shit legitimized at all costs. it is not art and it never will be. i am a divine being. computers are objects. they have no right to speak in my holy tongue.

i’m sorry, but i will never sympathize with a tiktok therapist. people on social media love to fetishize therapy as some sort of moral barometer but they don’t believe in it any more than as a way to validate the way they already think and behave. to these people if you don’t do therapy, it’s because you’re not…