sometimes a show is just not for you! sometimes if a show makes you uncomfortable, you can simply not watch it! this does not make the show evil! this does not make the writers criminals! this does not make people who like the show misogynists!

christ this is bleak to even imagine

i’m sure there’s some fine-print loophole that will actually make me ineligible for this, but i have less than 10k left on my loans and i make like 60k a year. if i can use this, i’m debt-free, which is insane for me to think about. much as i hate to say it, maybe we do gotta give it up for brandon on this one

even if the humor was pitch-perfect, knock-you-on-your-ass hilarious stuff, what a terrible gameplay trailer! three minutes of anemic squirt gun action against a bug lady playing hide and seek, wow i’m sold

the world would be none the poorer if spielberg and billy joel were penniless their whole lives

in the future, i recommend figuring out what point you’re trying to make before you start writing

why should i have sympathy for this “person”? please provide an answer, in your own words

i’m going to go out on a limb and just say that the yacht-owning coal magnate is actually ontologically evil. this is something i’m willing to risk saying aloud. i’m sorry if you are offended by this, but i think coal magnates and yacht owners are both classes of people who deserve to be killed. if you ever see me…

fuck, you’re such a loser

bruce wayne never got to be batman because batman doesn’t fucking exist. may as well use stardust the super wizard as your perfect male role model for all the applicability it has in real life

i am a man though! i know how it feels to be a man! i think you’re full of shit and should stop fucking talking! you’re annoying and only write facile bullshit!

okay, so, i am a man, and our pressures and stresses aren’t all that complicated, and telling kids to listen to jorpo and tiktok stars, or read comic books and greek philosophy to learn how to be a man is stupid.

this is just the video game version of this

i agree. in a world where more and more people will be faced with the realities of forced birth, it is vitally important that we never depict how fucked up it is 

can you explain to me why the kardashians don’t deserve violence against them?

i mean, he’s not wrong, is he. tell me why the kardashians don’t deserve anything bad that happens to them. lots of white ladies on jezebel who believe in karma except when it actually happens

if you’re not getting pre-release codes from pretty much any of the big publishers anymore, can you guys try to do something to justify your continued existence? 

jezebel writers will literally mock men for going to therapy immediately after mocking them for not going to therapy, and will never even consider doing something actually meaningful to make the world a better place (e.g. killing themselves)

Man, if a bunch of belligerent teens came up to me and said “i bet you love jeffrey dahmer,” i might just tell them “yeah i fuckin’ do, i actually love killing and eating people”. it’s a trick question for them, they’re not gonna leave you alone if you say “n-no, of course i don’t like donald trump!”

I can see how a guy lamenting how he’s lowered himself after once doing well-regarded, meaningful work he could be proud of resonates quite a lot with kotaku writers