people who are fans of anime abridged series are the most boring people on the planet. may as well admit you love critical role while you’re at it

hey, uh, what the fuck is your deal

you know a gacha game has fucked up when sisi jiang isn’t breathlessly fellating it in her biweekly reviews anymore

Man, I was a dumb, sheltered kid, I didn’t eat sushi until I was 20 years old, I grew up in an extremely rural, white, midwest town, and even I could tell, from the kanji they couldn’t edit out, from the obviously-not-jelly-donuts they ate, from the costumes and a billion other things that the pokemon cartoon clearly…

put it on vimeo, christ this happens all the time, if you don’t have some sort of contingency in mind at this point, that’s on you

no, the guy who had that tattooed on his forehead actually committed crimes instead of just being creepy

okay, there was an AoT fangame that i played a bunch in like 2014, 2015 ish (when the show first popped off). you could play it in-browser, you had manual control of both cables independently, it was hard as nails and it was probably the best video game adaptation of the concept. dunno what happened to it, but this…

I have none of this training and am perfectly capable of helping someone out of a car.

drivers are able to run over pedestrians with shockingly little consequence, not surprised at all that it took a fireball to get this woman off the streets

if you’re still reading penny arcade in 2022 then just retire, in general, from life 

i think it is different than that, actually

they had a really good bit a month or so ago where they did something about Ryu’s new theme in SF6 and they went on like a multi-paragraph tangent about how it sounds like sexy porno music and you shouldn’t let your kids listen to it. absolutely baffling.

he’s an actual Journalist, wouldn’t really fit in with the sub-tumblr-level of writing that gets posted on this blog

I’m sorry, is this a twitter embed of a tiktok video of a guy recording off-screen cellphone footage of a guy recording off-screen monitor airport security footage?

you’re right, americans are meant to do stupid shit, so why don’t you get into your beloved car and run a hose from the tailpipe into the driver window and have fun with that. record a video of what happens for your kids to have fun with, while you’re at it. piss off

lol are you acting like everyone should instantly get oblique references to the messenger like it’s some sort of universally beloved game that everyone knows? the messenger is a decent game that is example one of my axiom that Gamers Are Never Funny Especially When They Want To Prove They Are Funny

here’s a thing about Gamers: they are never funny. especially if they’re making a game or a game mod entirely meant to be funny. it never is.

bizarre to spend a paragraph outlining the basic premise of digimon and say “does that sound like pokemon? because digimon is a lot like off-brand pokemon” in 2022 on a video game website. we all know what digimon is! these are hack observations!

sekiro came out like four years ago dude

Either you believe that it is not ok to take established 3p IPs and make them exclusive, in which case the only difference between Microsoft and Sony is that one has way more money than the other, or you’re ok with it, and again the only difference is that one company can afford to do it at a larger scale than the…