Right?

Sometimes I don't share the boring as fuck thoughts I have because I feel like a lunatic responding every time with "I'm thinking about lipstick." All of my thoughts are about lipstick. (I feel like a lunatic even writing that). Should I be having deep thoughts? I should probably be having deep thoughts.

:\

Oh I was HOPING for a post on this. Because really, isn't it just beautiful that a philanderer who views lying to your partner as an essential and caring way to express love in a relationship completely fails to connect that to the fact that he has been married THREE TIMES?

I. Hate. Sylvia. I am a real world/challenge addict and i think she is one of my least favorites everrrrrr. that shit apology just proved i was right about what a delusional and violent crazy person she is.

Her logic was basically "I don't need to apologize to Madison because I would have done the same thing if someone was attacking Madison" which makes zero sense as she was in fact attacking Madison.

Jesus Christ, that is not ok! I don't even have testicles and I'm feeling sympathy pains down there. Poor dude.

Truth. I really would love to see a judge listen to the I Started Throwing Punches Just Because defense.

The first RW wasn't like that. In fact the first few weren't like that at all. Cause they had interesting people going through interesting phases in their lives instead of constant assholery.

It should be noted that the apology after watching the video wasn't really an apology it was more, "I'm sorry you pissed me off so much I felt the need to attack you. Stop being a person I like to attack." Then they went somewhere else to get drunk again.

I don't like Britt but I felt like she was put in a really bad place by Chris/the producers. It was exceptionally rude for them to run off and have a private date while the others just waited around twiddling their thumbs. But I fail to see how that was Britt's fault. Was she supposed to say, "Listen, we should go…

Are you kidding? Kaitlyn ALLLLLLL the way. She is hilarious and self-deprecating. She is perfect. In fact, I think she's too good for the show.

Ashley is an idiot but when Chris told her that he didn't think he could give her the life that she wants and she said "Oh, but Britt can?" I found that extremely observant. Chris is so dickmatized by dirty-ass Britt that he doesn't even recognize that she is the absolute last woman on that show who would be willing…

I don't get how people click on articles for shows they neither watch nor like, then go an extra step and post comments about how they don't like those things. So much about people is a mystery, isn't it?

"SHE'S HERE, I'M HERE" reminds me of this woman, another reality show star that also suffered from borderline personality disorder.

Anybody else?

Bachelor dodged a bullet.

When are we going to talk about that thirsty Hollywood waitress, Britt? Homegirl is expertly angling herself to be the next Bachelorette (because I'm pretty sure she's just going to leave Farmer Ted (or else he's going to choose her fo sho)).