Being a celebrity would suck so bad! You have no privacy, you have to be on all the time, your every move is scrutinized, people say unspeakable things about you constantly, if you're female you will probably have your sex tapes and nude photos leaked for all the world to see, and - worst of all - you have to hang out…

I think bad news when authors have a key role in movie adaptations of their books.

I can't believe the ONE time an author gets unprecedented creative control over a film adaptation, it's fucking E.L James and 50 Shades of Grey.

Kata Mara's maternal and paternal families founded the Pittsburgh Steelers and the NY Giants, respectively. If she wasn't acting, I think she would be okay.

If I were his wife, I'd start putting a nanny cam in my own bedroom.

Sounds like someone's nervous about his own acts toward his own wife. Just because you're married doesn't mean you now OWN your spouse's body and that you can have sex with them whenever or do whatever you want if they don't consent. That's not how consent works; it's always on a case by case basis, you don't get a…

Honey, you better take back 35 years-old being "middle aged." TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK.

I wear widowhood as a badge of honor. I was there until death do us part. No one can take that away from me.

I had to google her because she sounded like a sociopath making up this story to manipulate people. She hadn't mentioned a word of her history to the other girls (by itself not a red flag, but she may have been saving it for a week where she'd be on the chopping block). She couldn't remember the medical condition that…

Kelsey's diction and speaking voice creep me the fuck out. When she said "Or it's possible that they continued to delve into the wondrous lands of physical affection and smashing their faces together," I wanted to puke - she articulates things in unusual ways, using bigger words and unusual sentence structure where…

Editing or not, this is classic Borderline Personality Disorder. Her life is a movie and she's the star. She is of course sad about her husband but that doesn't mean she's not going to use her "story" to manipulate others. It's the same with her panic attack. The attack may well be real and what she experiences is…

Yeah, I read that and my gut reaction was "sociopath."

"I'm just...isn't my story amazing?! It's tragic but it's amazing. I love my story."

I am SHOCKED. SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

When doesn't she, though?

Terry Carter, the actor he ran over, was 86 years old. It's horrible no matter how you slice it, but there seems something particularly awful about him mowing down a senior citizen.

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

Rihanna looks GOOD.

An open letter to my Exes

Wear a rubber.