I think one of my all time faves was a comment that never made it to the lists. It was about the Jinn that was spotted through binoculars by soldiers that seemed walked in place.

DAMN. Last year disappointed me but this year is bringing it. That was SCARY AF.

The same people who accused her of being a “neo-liberal, corporate shill, empty suit politician who didn’t actually care about helping people” weirdly have this idea that she should be solving the whole world’s problems now that they succeeded in driving her out of politics.

Jezebel’s relationship to Hilary Clinton has reached that awkward adolescent stage where Jezebel has realized Mom has her own friends and is actually kind of fun and doesn’t exist purely to meet Jezebel’s ever-changing emotional needs. Jez would like Hilary to go away and stop embarrassing Jez while simultaneously…

Hillary Clinton’s sense of humor is amazing and legendary. Of course she brings up her emails, and your positing that the world has moved on from them is simply incorrect. Trump, Fox and co still bring them up all the time. And if you think we’re all going to refrain from “but her emails...” comments for every moment…

Is it these?

It’s entirely unclear that that would be the case. The largest opposition party, Labour, is led by a guy who initially seemed like a reasonable for-the-people socialist when he was elected leader in 2015, but it’s become clear that (a) he’s pro-Brexit himself (imo because he hasn't updated his socialist thinking since…

Just in case the Area 51 raid really does take place on Sept. 20, there are some Groom Lake captives denizens experiments projects that are photosensitive and do not like direct sunlight and will be very, very angry violent adversely affected if some dork throws open the wrong door. This is a precaution to find them it…

Rey was one of many force-born clones that Palpatine created to serve as either a new host body or a new Sith Army.

You can almost see the ceiling slowly lowering, until it crushes them. 

Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

“Corinne Foxx and Sistine Stallone, the daughters of Jamie Foxx and Sylvester Stallone”

FINALLY the shark misandrist movie of my dreams:

What bad signs? You keep saying things to this effect, but Homelander is never shown doing anything in public, with surviving witnesses of course, that the public would deem as bad. You seem to be stuck on not finding his patriotic shtick convincing but in the real world people lap that shit up. On top of that, his…

So, the show is just going to wrap up the Trigon arc super-quickly in the season premiere, is it? Screw payoff for the character bits they’ve slowly build during the first season before it stopped (not ended on cliffhanger, just plain stopped), we want to introduce Deathstroke, so Trigon needs to go. Sigh.

“Homelander is insultingly unconvincing as the clean-cut Superman/Captain America type he’s clearly supposed to evoke.” Wrong. Anthony Starr is killing it in this role. What the public sees and what we (the viewer) sees are two different things.

And let us not forget Hobo with a Shotgun.

Cannibal Witch sell me your bathwater!

When Trump does drop an N-bomb in a rally, what do you think is going to happen? Is it going to be a record scratch moment, with all the MAGA hat wearers looking uncomfortably at each other, the crowd quieting down, Trump continuing to ramble, but slowly losing steam as he realizes the audience isn’t with him?